LS021 One Liners, by John Shiurba/Scott Rosenberg

LS021 One Liners

by John Shiurba/Scott Rosenberg

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1.	01 Why Did The Whistling Chicken Cross The Road 00:33	buy track
2.	02 Why Did The Methodist Cross The Road 00:31	buy track
3.	03 Why Did The Mediocre Cross The Road 00:06	buy track
4.	04 Why Did The Nougat Cross The Road 00:44	buy track
5.	05 Why Did The 99 Cent Sgrimp Cocktail Cross The Road 00:34	buy track
6.	06 Why Did The People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals Cross The Road 00:20	buy track
7.	07 Why Did The Rubber Tree Plant Cross The Road 00:20	buy track
8.	08 Why Did The Imperial Star Cruiser Cross The Road 00:43	buy track
9.	09 Why Did The Frosted Christmas Tree Cross The Road 00:35	buy track
10.	10 Why Did The Hot Socks Cross The Road 00:25	buy track
11.	11 Why Did The Frothey Beverage Cross The Road 00:34	buy track
12.	12 Why Did The Christian Muslim Cross The Road 00:20	buy track
13.	13 Why Did The Fetid Stench Cross The Road 00:19	buy track
14.	14 Why Did The Panty Cross The Road 00:11	buy track
15.	15 Why Did The Bob Costas Cross The Road 00:48	buy track
16.	16 Why Did The Weasely Pomegranate Cross The Road 00:43	buy track
17.	17 Why Did The Double Soy Latte Cross The Road 00:37	buy track
18.	18 Why Did The Chubby Pony Cross The Road 00:07	buy track
19.	19 Why Did The Hairs Cross The Road 00:10	buy track
20.	20 Why Did The Female Version Of Don King Cross The Road 00:28	buy track
21.	21 Why Did The Male Version Of Angela Lansbury Cross The Road 00:22	buy track
22.	22 Why Did The Vietnamese-Ist Cross The Road 00:31	buy track
23.	23 Why Did The Ounce Of Shag Cross The Road 00:42	buy track
24.	24 Why Did The Cracked Baby Cross The Road 00:32	buy track
25.	25 Why Did The Fairy Godmother Cross The Road 00:19	buy track
26.	26 Why Did Gary Fogmotor Cross The Road 00:21	buy track
27.	27 Why Did The Daring Bog Boater Cross The Road 00:25	buy track
28.	28 Why Did Jimeny Crickets Cross The Road 00:19	buy track
29.	29 Why Did The Prell Cross The Road 01:00	buy track
30.	30 Why Did The Point Of No Return Cross The Road 00:12	buy track
31.	31 Why Did The Soapy Dog Joke Cross The Road 00:33	buy track
32.	32 Why Did The Hungover Magnet Cross The Road 00:25	buy track
33.	33 Why Did Seymour Butts Cross The Road 00:34	buy track
34.	34 Why Did The Withering Stares Cross The Road 00:49	buy track
35.	35 Why Did The Slithering Wares Cross The Road 00:36	buy track
36.	36 Why Did The Erudite Observation Cross The Road 00:11	buy track
37.	37 Why Did The Immoral Electrician Cross The Road 00:39	buy track
38.	38 Why Did The Russian President Cross The Road 00:29	buy track
39.	39 Why Did The Prusian Resident Cross The Road 00:31	buy track
40.	40 Why Did The Barfing Mule Cross The Road 00:35	buy track
41.	41 Why Did The Flyweight Champion Of The World Cross The Road 00:31	buy track
42.	42 Why Did Miss Iowa Falls 1996 Cross The Road 00:20	buy track
43.	43 Why Did Mister Schlister Cross The Road 00:38	buy track
44.	44 Why Did The Foreign Periodical Cross The Road 00:24	buy track
45.	45 Why Did The Metriculant Cross The Road 00:11	buy track
46.	46 Why Did The Terminally Intoxicated Cross The Road 00:35	buy track
47.	47 Why Did The Scarlet Pimple Cross The Road 00:24	buy track
48.	48 Why Did The Easy Lay Cross The Road 00:28	buy track
49.	49 Why Did The Master Of Darkness Cross The Road 00:38	buy track
50.	50 Why Did Mother Earth Cross The Road 00:22	buy track
51.	51 Why Did A Blonde, A Nubian And A Three-Fingered Midget Cross The Road 00:23	buy track
52.	52 Why Did The Toast With Vegamite Cross The Road 00:41	buy track
53.	53 Why Did Puff-Mommy Cross The Road 00:31	buy track
54.	54 Why Did The Leprous Hot Dog Cross The Road 00:27	buy track
55.	55 Why Did The Prehensile Skink Cross The Road 00:33	buy track
56.	56 Why Did Tushy Cross The Road 00:23	buy track
57.	57 Why Did The Fire Eating Mustachioed Lady Cross The Road 00:30	buy track
58.	58 Why Did Mrs. Butterworth Cross The Road 00:42	buy track
59.	59 Why Did The Mafia Kweenpin Cross The Road 01:23	buy track
60.	60 Why Did The Rose Flavored Sherbet Cross The Road 00:06	buy track
61.	61 Why Did The Poor Man's Margarita Cross The Road 00:20	buy track
62.	62 Why Did The Snot Colored Suit Cross The Road 00:26	buy track
63.	63 Why Did The Ready To Serve Bun Cross The Road 00:35	buy track
64.	64 Why Did The Multi-Tiered Hierarchy Cross The Road 00:51	buy track
65.	65 Why Did The Long-Legged Adventurer Cross The Road 00:21	buy track
66.	66 Why Did The Half Headed Baby Cross The Road 00:25	buy track
67.	67 Why Did The Carnivorous Enchilada Cross The Road 00:42	buy track
68.	68 Why Did The Wispy Tuft Of Hair Cross The Road 00:28	buy track
69.	69 Why Did The Nubile Newt Cross The Road 00:18	buy track
70.	70 Why Did The Tranquil Sea Of Green Cross The Road 00:40	buy track
71.	71 Why Did The Mute Mayor Cross The Road 00:32	buy track
72.	72 Why Did The Mitigating Migrant Cross The Road 00:41	buy track
73.	73 Why Did The Moist Mushroom Cross The Road 00:20	buy track
74.	74 Why Did The Mexcellent Meal Cross The Road 00:44	buy track
75.	75 Why Did The Super Cut Cross The Road 00:29	buy track
76.	76 Why Did The Flan Cross The Road 00:47	buy track
77.	77 Why Did Danny Kaye's Codpiece Cross The Road 00:36	buy track
78.	78 Why Did Rhea Perlman's Codpiece Cross The Road 01:13	buy track
79.	79 Why Did Mr. Manfrenjhensen Cross The Road 00:31	buy track
80.	80 Why Did The Glue Sniffing Ecuadorian Pre-Teen Cross The Road 00:18	buy track
81.	81 Why Did The Recent Post-Op Cross The Road 00:20	buy track
82.	82 Why Did The White Billowy Blouse Cross The Road 01:02	buy track
83.	83 Why Did The Pamper Cross The Road 00:06	buy track
84.	84 Why Did The Smug Slug Cross The Road 00:44	buy track
85.	85 Why Did The Soggy Ambassador Cross The Road 00:31	buy track
86.	86 Why Did The Absent-Minded Head-Trauma Victim Cross The Road 01:03	buy track
87.	87 Why Did The Invisible Birth-Control Pill Cross The Road 00:22	buy track
88.	88 Why Did The Nun Dressed As Whoppi Goldberg Cross The Road 00:37	buy track
89.	89 Why Did The Grinning Fascist Cross The Road 00:46	buy track
90.	90 Why Did The Sinning Racist Cross The Road 00:18	buy track
91.	91 Why Did The Winning Classist Cross The Road 00:30	buy track
92.	92 Why Did The Purged Anti-Communist Cross The Road 00:47	buy track
93.	93 Why Did The Touchy-Feely Guidance Counselor Cross The Road 00:44	buy track
94.	94 Why Did The Ingrown Toe Cross The Road 00:36	buy track
95.	95 Why Did The Long-Nosed Whiplashed Maritime Punker Cross The Road 00:46	buy track
96.	96 Why Did Ned Tugent Cross The Road 00:23	buy track
97.	97 Why Did The Shiny Encephalitis Cross The Road 00:43	buy track
98.	98 Why Did Old Ironsides Cross The Road 00:28	buy track
99.	99 Why Did Me And My Baby Cross The Road 00:05	buy track

about

recorded by John Shiurba & Robert Wise 4/99-12/99
99 tracks, 52 minutes, limited to 99 numbered copies.
Available April 12, 2000.

note: this is a totally different and musically superior CD than Scott Rosenberg's unauthorized release of the same name.

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released April 12, 2000

John Shiurba- guitar; Scott Rosenberg-reeds

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